We live in a world where white people believe they are the victims of reverse racism and men are at the mercy of misandrists. Let’s ignores all the facts on facts on facts that proves otherwise. Next thing you know Christians will cry religious persecu- nevermind.
This describes so many people I know.
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Ugh. Do you guys remember when we got to wear so many layers of fabric in 90 degree weather? Plus the corsets? I loved when people blamed our fainting on our ‘delicate female countenance’. And when men would build game rooms in our own houses with doors too small for our hoop skirts to fit through thus creating the patriarchal ‘man cave’ UGH- It was just so romantic! They really loved us for us then. Not like these flapper whores with their hitched up hemlines, two layers of fabric, haircuts, and ankle baring. SLUTS! They dance in public AND they want to vote. Some of them even want careers!
Haha. I love this.
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Lady Gaga giving sex advice to her female fans whilst on the Howard Stern show. (via fuckyeahladygaga)
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So I had a friend when I was 17 who told me that she’d never had an orgasm, but she wasn’t bothered about it because her boyfriend had told her it was normal for girls our age.
I am going to assume that Lady Gaga had one of those boyfriends too.
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Yeah i had my first orgasm in middle school. from jerking off, which I had been doing since 5th grade. by the time I lost my virginity at 16, I knew what was up.
Between this, the wheelchair stunt and the blackface, I fucking dare people to defend Lady Gaga.
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If I don’t want to have an orgasm, one surefire way to prevent it is thinking about Lady Gaga. She’s so totally self-obsessed that perhaps that’s been the problem all along.
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WOMEN DON’T EVEN BEGIN TO ENJOY SEX UNTIL MID-TWENTIES. HAHAHAA. CHELSEA. DID YOU HEAR THAT. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.
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i actually enjoyed sex more before my twenties so idk whats with dat
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it just occurred to me that potentially the worst part of this is that it seems like a number of young women think Dame Caca is like the second coming of everything that is awesome & will think this is good advice & won’t try to enjoy sex or make their partners help them cum because they’re “not supposed” to enjoy it anyway.
Sounds like the 2nd coming of Victorian Sexuality, if you ask me.
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Not for nothing, as a 22 (almost 23) year old virgin (SHOCKER!), I make sure I have an orgasm at least twice a week. Sayin’…..
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OK I am going to need her to start shutting up and making better music and no stunts or shenanigans.
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LEt me holler at a 27 year old virgin who needs orgasms like most people need morning coffee
WHERE IS MACEO WHEN I NEED HIM!
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Lol wut? Lady Gaga, I’m pretty sure I know what’s down there and how it operates, that you very much.
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Gaga
no
that is not how it works
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So, rather than advocate for better sex education and all that jazz, the answer to society’s fucked-up attitude towards women and sex is for women to just not have sex? OIC. So very progressive of you, Lady Gaga! And I love how it’s all women’s fault. <i>They</i> don’t know what to do with their bodies! No mention of the people they’re having sex with, who, if they have different anatomy, probably have even less of a clue as to what’s “going on down there”.
Also hi, your cissexism is showing once again, since I’m pretty sure you were thinking of people with vaginas and clits when you said women.
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Advice like that is WHY younger people don’t have orgasms and don’t know “how to operate what’s going on down there.” I hope this is a fake quote. It isn’t, though. What in FUCK. I’ve been enjoying sex since I was sixteen. I’m 22 now. Still really enjoying sex, and I definitely knew what was going on between my legs. Ignoring one’s ignorance only increases it: learning is what makes you grow, not assuming you’ll magically know how shit works once you’re in your mid twenties.
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I’ve only just seen Anella’s comment on this hahahaha.
Also OH COME ON i’ve been operating my treasure for years and it’s got more enjoyable with experience, not age. I’ve been working my own fine squirting skills since I was 14 and if I had a bucket for everytime, my goodness I could swim in the enjoyment just to demonstrate that some of us truly do enjoy it. “Oh every individual body automatically enjoys sex when you hit a certain age and not before then!”. Lady Gaga can leave with the ageism too.
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LOL Chels! <3 this is why I said that comment above !
She’s a fucking joke.
(via inherhipstheresrevolutions)
I have orgasms quite often… just sayin’.
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I lost my virginity at 16 and I’ve been enjoying sex since then. And I definitely knew how to operate what was going on down there. Lady Gaga is on my list.
You’re a girl too! By complaining about how crazy, slutty, and batshit girls are, you’re not setting yourself apart. Because, essentially, you’re whining/gossiping like all those other “horrid” girls that you’re not like at all. Does that make sense? And chances are, it won’t get you in good with boys.
All girls bitch. All girls whine. (Edit: Everyone bitches and everyone whines. You’d be loathe to find someone who doesn’t. Look at me, I’m bitching right now about this!) You’re not special because you say you don’t.
You’re not unique because you don’t wear make-up, don’t wear heels, don’t go out, don’t go on dates, don’t get hit on, et cetera. And just because you like to play video games, like punk rock, like Sci-fi, like anime, like action movies, like guns, and such doesn’t mean you’re any better than a girl who has interests that are traditionally “feminine.”
Not to mention saying any of the following sentences and any variation is aggravating as hell.
“I’m a girl, but I hate all girls.”
“I’m not like other girls.”
“I like hanging out with guys better than girls because they don’t start drama and they listen when I talk.”
“Most girls are sluts, but I’m not like that.”
“She doesn’t like me because she’s jealous. Girls are always jealous of each other. That’s why I don’t like them.”
buttonLove doesn’t mean giving up your life just so he can have his. There are things you can do to make it work for everyone. I hate the amount of “I’m giving up my life to...
Christina Hendricks because Firefly. [Also, I think she’s fucking gorgeous, and no, not just her breasts.]
Bro,
Your family gave you cats for your 27th birthday.
Take the hint.
