February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I need helium for these heart-shaped balloons.
Fritz will hate them, but he’ll have to deal with it. LOL.
I also have so much to do on Thursday before he comes here that night.
And apparently I’m going to the airport with his aunt to pick him up. I kinda didn’t want to since I’ve already seen him since he’s been back in the States, and his family has not. So, I don’t know, don’t want to infringe on...
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Newsflash: An engagement ring isn't going to solve...
yourlovekeepsmeawake:
itallstartedonmamalu:
This^^
Neither is a rushed marriage or a baby. Lol. That should be added in there. I see a lot of people breaking up and as soon as they get back together they’re engaged, which in some cases is fine, but in a lot, I think it’s an attempt to fix whatever broke you up in the first place and that’s not the best place to start
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“My first encounter with this phenomenon came when I was doing a 2-week follow-up...”
– Physician, Ontario from “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion.”
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“A 21 year old woman and her mother drove three hours to come to their...”
– Physician, Washington State from “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion”
Oh goodness. There’s a lot of “WTF” moments in this article. A ton.
“We have anti-choice women in for abortions all the time. Many of them are just...”
– A physician at an abortion clinic (via fuckititsfriday)
This is from The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion. If you haven’t read it already, READ IT RIGHT NOW.
-Jess
(via stfuconservatives)
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“This bond can’t be left, even willingly.
It can’t be broken, even if I try....”
– “Tum Se Hi” Jab We Met
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keylucious replied to your photo: Hahahaha! Agreed, your cats think they’re human. …
Well damn, now I have to worry about my animals planning a Coup D’etat against me as head human.
Watch out for them. They’re very dangerous!
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keylucious replied to your post: keylucious replied to your post: keylucious…
My brain can not process the fuckery right now, it really can’t. Not only do they deny what they are but they create problems for themselves. Saying they’re more oppressed. What the actual hell. Who wants to do that? lol
I have no clue. I’m particularly perturbed by those who identify as being like...
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misspeanuthead replied to your post: misspeanuthead replied to your post: Since when do…
silly me. i wouldn’t want to oppress the privileged white folk out there! i got made fun of every single day for being who i am by the white kids who know think they’re native american. they claim to “know my struggles” no shit sherlock you ARE THEM!
You know how some white people like to deny their...
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keylucious replied to your post: keylucious replied to your post: Since when do…
I think, to people that have been educated properly, that’s just called denial. I seriously didn’t know you could completely deny what you are and call yourself something else without the people police arresting you.
I didn’t know you could any of this, lol. I’m half tempted to look at the otherkin...
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Another thing.
There are some otherkins who believe that some animals identify as human.
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keylucious replied to your post: Since when do transethnicities/transabled/transfat…
I didn’t know you could do that…
Yeah, this is all news to me. Lol.
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misspeanuthead replied to your post: Since when do transethnicities/transabled/transfat…
omg you have NO idea how many white folks say they identify with being native american. no you cunt nugget, you don’t. go away twat waffle.
You’re oppressing them by saying they can’t do that! LOL. And they’re more oppressed than actual Native Americans, LOL!
trans* identities and kyriarchy
hoyadapussydestroya:
norangsaek:
queeri:
sooolondon:
qinhara:
also, yeah, i was angry at you and other people for being so oppressive about transabled and transethnic identities. i am angry at a lot of people, at the general ~consensus~ as it seems to be, to have this instant reaction of oppressive revulsion and anger. i don’t think it’s right that this is what is happening. so every...
Thoughts on Fictionkin [content: anti-fictionkin]
rune-midgarts:
andicarusfell:
kinspeak:
Say I write about a character, and that character is me. I get published, people read, and someone decided THEY are that character. Wait, YOU can’t be ME. That’s not cool.
Say I create a race. Someone comes along, reads and decides they are that race. That someone proceeds to correct ME on the race I created, it’s mores, natures, etc…
You...
Since when do transethnicities/transabled/transfat...
Is this something knew?
Transethnic: Someone identifying as a different race then what they were born into. Like a white person saying they’re actually black. Or an Asian identifying as Hispanic.
Transabled: An abled person identifying as being a paraplegic or something similarly disabled. (I think)
Transfat: A skinny person identifying as fat? (I’m getting a little hazy on this....